Dr. Eggman: Pork Randall
At Dr. Eggman's lab....
Dr. Eggman: Gentlemen...BEHOLD! I have genetically spliced the DNA double-helix of a fried pork chop with that of my roommate Randall!
*A hideous half-man, half-pork monstrosity lies on the floor*
Decoe & Bocoe: Whoah!
Dr. Eggman: HELL YES WHOAH! Now Randall, It's time to pay...your half of the utilities! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Super Mario Phantom Chapter 8
On the flagship of Bowser's air fleet....
"Where is Sledge? He should have been back with that talisman by now!" Bowser said, pacing around his quarters impatiently.
"Maybe my brother beat him and stole it from him." Jazz said from inside her orb, which was on Bowser's desk.
"Yeah sure, and I'm Butch Hartman." Bowser said sarcastically.
"Sire!" Kamek said as he ran into Bowser's room frantically. "Sledge was just beaten, and he lost the talisman!"
"WHAT!? How could he have lost!? I trained him myself in the art of hammers and boomerangs! I even gave him fire breath for pete's sake!" Bowser said.
"That's not all sire." Kamek said. "Apparently the ghost chil
DP: Whiners can be LosersIn an old abandoned warehouse outside Amity Park, a group of ghosts was gatherng....
Vlad: Greetings everyone. I have called you al here for one-
Thecnus: Excuse me.
Vlad: Yes, Technus?
Technus: I was wondering, Mr. Masters, if I could please get a pair of-
Desiree: What we need are a few items to help us in our plan to stop Danny Phantom.
Vlad: *points to Desiree* Desiree, you have awesome magic powers! *points to Technus* Technus, you're the ghost master of technology! *points to Ember* Ember you... you have a guitar! What more do you need!?
Lunch Lady: How about ghost gauntlets?
Skulker: Jack and Maddie Fenton have them. I want some too!
Lunch Lady: With ghost gauntlets, I will crush Danny Phantom!
Skulker: CRUSH HIM!
Desiree: I want an eye-laser next!
Walker: Can I get an anti-creep stick?
Box Ghost: I demand more boxes!
Vlad: ENOUGH OF THIS! What do I look like, Santa Claus? We're wasting valuable time! Now, I have a perfect plan to destroy Danny Phantom, and it's-
Super Mario Phantom Chapter 7
At the recently dug-out entrance to the Yin temple....
"Finally!" Bowser said. "All my hard work is going to pay off!"
"YOUR Hard Work!?" one of the Koopa Troopas said. Bowser responded to that by taking the troop's shovel and knocking him out with it.
"Anyone else wanna make a wisecrack!?" Bowser yelled. The troops just stayed as silent as a graveyard. "That's what I thought. Sledge! get out here!"
Out of one of the best ships in Bowser's fleet came one of the best troops in Bowser's army. "Yes, your majesty?"
Bowser handed Sledge a mysterious whistle. "Once you find the talisman, play this warp whistle to get back to my fleet. I must leave now, I can't risk the Mario Brothers or their ghostly friend f
Super Mario Phantom Chapter 6
On a stretcher, in a laboratory....
Danny tossed and turned a little, then woke up, confused. "*groan* Where am I? What am I doing here?" he said. Danny then caught sight of a strange old man in a white coat. "And who are you?"
"In that order? You're in my laboratory, you needed medical attention after an apparently rough battle, and Professor Elvin Gadd." the old man said. "So tell me, just what were you doing that caused you to get such a beating?"
"I was trying to rescue my sister from some dude named Bowser, but he jumped me before I could." Danny said.
"Bowser, eh? Well, that would explain the cuts on your face." Gadd said.
"Hey, where are the others?" Danny asked.
Super Mario Phantom Chapter 5
"Here we are, Bowser's Castle." Mario said to the group, as they were standing in front of a large castle surrounded by a moat of molten lava. Mario then pulled a leaf out of his pocket, ate it, and grew the ears and tail of a racoon.
"Um, how is becoming a squirrel supposed to help anything?" Sam asked.
"First of all, I'm a racoon, not a squirrel, second of all, this form gives me the ability to fly." Mario said.
"Do racoons fly in this world?" Danny asked.
"You know, sometimes it's just better not to overthink these things." Mario said as he was flying over the moat carrying Luigi. Danny then picked up Sam and began following the Mario Brothers.
While all this was happening, a pair of cold eyes was wa
Link on MK:AAPPEARANCE
Skin Color: 4, 13
Eye Color: 12, 9
Hair: anime 3
Main Color: 7, 6
Main Color: 7, 6
Color: 2, 3
Pants: cropped tights
Tights Color: 1, 17
Shorts Color: 1, 17
Main Color: 2, 3
Accent Color: 2, 1
Boots: flared riding
Main Color: 2, 3
Main Color: 12, 9
Accent Color: 1, 13
Style Name: hyrule
Style Name: master sword
Weapon Type: swords
Weapon: kunlun dao
Stance: kori blade
Projectile: twisting fire
Charging: rolling thunder
Teleporting: vanishing winds
Taunt: come get some
Throw: hop kick throw
Voice: small male 2
Victory: long fist
Super Mario Phantom Chapter 4
"I can't believe I let that idiot get away! Now I have no way to find him!" Danny said, with a mixture of frustration and worry in his voice.
"Excuse me, but were you chasing that guy in the black shell?" Mario said to the mysterious teen in the black jumpsuit.
"Um, yes. Why?" Danny said to the man in the blue overalls.
"I'm after the guy he was with. I know where those two can usually be found. Why don't you and I work together to stop them?" Mario said.
"You mean you can help me? Great! Let's work together!" Danny said.
"Daaaanny!" a familiar voice called out.
"Sam! I'm over here!" Danny called back.